it’s because of pagans
not jesus
I want to explain to you
the idea of what a pentagram
is
of why the tree is a fir
or any other myriad of traditions
that your religion stole
in order to suck all the other ones
up
but I know
what a deaf ear is
judging by your tone
insistence we change our happy holiday signs
for the baby jesus
and a few other not so subtle hints
your favorite channel
is fox news
so in summation
“merry christmas,
happy new years
and
god bless.”
*grumble*
